Conservative Tactic # 5
“God is on my side”
This claim is championed by brilliant leaders such as: George Bush, Tom DeLay, and Rick Perry. It’s sad that they on some level actually believe this. The irony of this is Jesus was liberal, super liberal. Legislation on universal healthcare, education, equality, welfare, and abolishing the death penalty all were the kind of stuff Jesus liked. Oh, and he definitely didn’t like greedy rich dudes…
I believe he said something like:
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God .” MARK 10:25
Oh, snap. Sorry Romney, looks like you, and the entire Senate, are screwed. And so I send you out into the world armed with this knowledge to serve as a crusader for truth and justice.